Why I can never get Pay TV

The LifeStyle channel -- Location, Location, Location, A Place in the Sun, Grand Designs, Homes Under the Hammer, Fantasy Homes by the Sea... the list goes on and on. It's like an orgy of home-buying Britishness, and i just can't drag myself away from it.

Also, 16 and Pregnant thanks to MTV and Don't Tell the Bride on LifeStyle You. Yes, I really am that pathetic.

Also, almost constant Jamie Oliver, Nigella and those witty witty Gilmore girls.

Seriously, universe, are you trying to make me the least productive person ever this long weekend??